Meet None


Band of None was formed on the icy Plateau of Leng.  Its members are barbaric ruffians, who would sooner tear your heart out and roast it over an open fire than say hello.  If you could pull them away from their beautiful wives and adorable children, that is.

If you don't believe that, then you probably won't believe the individual bios on this page either.  That's OK.  Who could blame you?

Band of None started making noises in the fall of 2006, and continues sputtering about in the darkness even as we speak.

Jack was the one who started this in the first place, and has done most of the songwriting and audio production so far.  In other words, he's the one to blame for our shortcomings.

James is Band of None's spiritual advisor and resident stand-up comedian.  Not to mention his accomplishments on the electric triangle, which will someday be legendary in any number of parallel universes.

Jonny is our newest member.  So new, in fact, that he barely knows he's in.  We better tell him before our next gig!  Jonny actually works as a musician and composer for his "day job", so we're counting on his experience and professionality to rub off on the rest of us.

Marek is last in the list only due to the whims of the alphabet.  I'm sure at some point he'll revolt and change his name to "Ian" just to get to the top of the list.  If so, that's OK, he really ought to be there.  Any decent-sounding recordings we release are entirely thanks to Marek's finely-honed sense of hearing.  And his giant cans of beer.

And so on.