At the End

At the end No One created the Band.

And the Band was without sound, and void; and silence issued from the amplifier of the sheep.  And the Ghost of No One slept in its watery grave.

And No One said, Let there be noise; and there was noise.

And No One heard the noise, that it was bass-heavy:  and No One combined the bass-heavy and the punchiness.

    -- eschatologis 23: 5-8

And so on.