At the end No One created the Band.
And the Band was without sound, and void; and silence issued from the amplifier of the sheep. And the Ghost of No One slept in its watery grave.
And No One said, Let there be noise; and there was noise.
And No One heard the noise, that it was bass-heavy: and No One combined the bass-heavy and the punchiness.
-- eschatologis 23: 5-8